Showing posts with label sucks. Show all posts
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Wednesday, May 23, 2018

Top 10 Signs Your Lawyer Sucks

1. You Hired A Lawyer Referral Service, Not A Lawyer

When you call that 1-800 number from that television commercial, you end up talking to someone who passes you on to an attorney. Guess what, you were probably talking to a “referring attorney” who is being paid to pass your information on to a local law firm. And guess what. They don’t care a thing about you, and it happens all the time.

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2. There Are No New Developments

Don’t sit by the phone while you wait for an answer – your evasive lawyer is dodging you. Sometimes, there is a lot of inactivity on your case for long periods of time. Your lawyer may have been an SOB before becoming an attorney or maybe they just think you can’t understand anything you’ve been told so far.

 

3. They Take More Than They Deserve

By the time the attorney deducts their legal fees, you will be left with less money than them. Challenge those deductions and make the attorney accountable for every single cent.

 

4. Case Is Settled And No Funds Are Received

Your attorney may not be good at following-up or they may have run off with your money. Be sure you stay on top of the case. Go to the office to have a sit down with this attorney, sue the attorney, or report it to the bar association.

 

5. He Has No Clue What He’s Doing

An incompetent attorney equals a bad outcome. Remember, nobody cares as much about your case as you do. Make sure to do your due diligence on your representative. That mendacious skink you hired is probably just gathering clients for his portfolio and doesn’t give a hoot if your case falls through.

 

6. Constantly Makes Excuses

Every time you speak, you receive nothing but excuses. Whatever is going on in their personal life is not your problem, but your problem is their problem. And if they don’t have time for your problem, they don’t have time for your money.

 

7. Buddy With Opposing Lawyer

Networking and the power of influence are a good thing, but you probably don’t want an attorney who is close friends with the opposing lawyer. Your case will be in jeopardy. Do your research.

 

8. Doesn’t Offer A Contingency Fee

If your lawyer doesn’t offer to work on a contingency fee, then you need to change lawyers. You want a lawyer who will wait until your case is settled to get paid. Negotiate the percentage of the award amount before signing on the dotted line. And always make sure that you get a bigger piece of the pie.

 

9. Too Much Case Load

It means that they don’t have enough time to even think about discussing your case with you, and they never will. If your lawyer has too many dockets to stare at, they cannot efficiently serve you. Just remember, they work for you, not the other way around.

 

10. Doesn’t Return Your Phone Calls

Your attorney may be busy on a case that will produce more financial for them than yours. Or they may think that you talk too much when you call. Whether you like it or not, you are not the only client.  But whether they like it or not, they are not the only lawyer. Get rid of that schmuck and hire someone who will serve you right.

23 Reasons Why LeBron James Sucks

First of all, he can’t dunk properly.

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His dunks are just powerless.

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He can’t dunk with one hand.

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He can’t do the reverse.

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Have you seen him make an alley-oop? Looks ridiculous.

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It just looks awkward.

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He has no idea what he’s doing.

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Not even his teammates get excited.

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Can someone teach this guy how to pass?

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He just can’t make a play for his teammates.

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Hey, anyone can do that.

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That’s really an air ball.

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Defense? Has anyone ever seen him play defense?

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Anyone can score on LeBron.

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You and I could probably score on LeBron.

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If the game is on the line, please give the ball to someone else.

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When he’s under pressure, he just chokes.

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He’s really easy to distract.

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He always has a problem hitting a three.

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ALWAYS.

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He definitely ain’t got no cool moves…

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…and he can’t dance!

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Nope, he’s not cool at all.

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Wednesday, November 29, 2017

Dear Dad

Dear Dad, 
It's that time to say good-bye for once. It's been over 10 years since I've lived under your house or even in the state of New Jersey. Since I've been 18 you have not been in my life. You father Kicked your only daughter out! Told her come get her stuff but then begged me come back home. Why so I could be under you're control forever. You always said I was not smart you all told me I had a disability with my reading and writing. That I wouldn’t get far reason I couldn’t go college out state. However, you wanted me on lock and key. I moved to Ohio where my mother is. Why she took me in no matter what. Well, for the past 10 years now I've been in Ohio and you have visited 2 times this whole time. I have gone New Jersey way more even times you didn't know about! You never wanted to know your grandson and first dad. You're first born grandson that you still don't know to this day Dad. He is 9 years old and knows he has Pop but other than that Dad you mean nothing to him why because your never around him! Why should I be the one making the effect to please you Dad. Why I've done things you asked me to be shoved off side. Well, my children will Never know you as Pop. Why Dad because you don't have the right be grandfather. My Poppop was at least there for me when I was little no matter what he didn’t care what crap you and Diane was going threw he was there for me Dad. Unlike you never being there for me same as my children! Sending money randomly every year does not fix things. I don’t ask for it and you think money pays off hurt. Well, it doesn’t Dad. Your new family is more important than your past family. The miller family don’t know me Dad. They only know what you have been telling them. Fact they wanted me never come around if I kept talking to Diane and the Girls but it's okay for my brother to keep in contact. However, I would be in the wrong. Well, I done with the games dad and bull shit reasons why you don’t come to Ohio and to events I invite you too. If you were a father at all you would have been here this whole time for me and my children. You would have been like there other great grandparents who come and travel to see them 4 times a year for week at time. However, no going with your new WIFE AND DAUGHTER and their family is more important than your own two kids and 3 grandchildren. Just remember you were happy you had me young because now you can go live life. Well, go live that life dad. Don’t bother ever contacting me again! Don’t ever bother contacting my children! The Miller family is not the same as I knew it growing up. I wanted to be there for Pops funeral however your daughters to POOR as you call your children to make the Trip! I made trip few months before that when you asked me too. I found a way. However, I was not welcome to Nanas funeral so why now my Pops. My Nana and Pop where always there for me as child dad. They raised us along with Diane. You were always GONE! That’s way I remember it I was always went to all events alone. However, you didn’t like me and I was not your step daughter I was not important. So, Dad hope your happy don't worry about me no more. New jersey is gone out my life now. Miller family means nothing to me no more. I've come realize I was holding out for Pop to finally tell you how it is. Well GOOD-BYE DAD. HOPE YOU HAVE GREAT LIFE!  


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