First of all, he can’t dunk properly.
His dunks are just powerless.
He can’t dunk with one hand.
He can’t do the reverse.
Have you seen him make an alley-oop? Looks ridiculous.
It just looks awkward.
He has no idea what he’s doing.
Not even his teammates get excited.
Can someone teach this guy how to pass?
He just can’t make a play for his teammates.
Hey, anyone can do that.
That’s really an air ball.
Defense? Has anyone ever seen him play defense?
Anyone can score on LeBron.
You and I could probably score on LeBron.
If the game is on the line, please give the ball to someone else.
When he’s under pressure, he just chokes.
He’s really easy to distract.
He always has a problem hitting a three.
ALWAYS.
He definitely ain’t got no cool moves…
…and he can’t dance!
Nope, he’s not cool at all.
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